Iekk might be a grumpy old fool, but Zerk loves the drama. The more Iekk grumbles about people, the happier Zerk is. He's always willing to listen, eyes glistening and heart racing for the juiciest gossip. He's loyal as ever to Iekk and will out-sass anyone who tries to talk down to his bond, but Iekk is just about the only person Zerk extends loyalty to.